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I promise you've never had a hot dog quite like this grilled cheese chili dog. It is dangerously good. Are you kidding me? I got this one from my friend Brad with chilies and smoke. This isn't your average chili. After letting it simmer for an hour, add in the seasonings, mix well and let that go for another 30 minutes. In the meantime, let's get o
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