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avatar Jeremy Jordan

Me: I’m here to pick up some condoms for my good friend Cashier: great what’s his size

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Squirt, run to fire. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. Put your helmet on, Squirt. Let's go, we got work to do. Squirt and I in heavy combat.

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avatar Anthony Miller

A shoe is just a shoe. Until somebody steps into it, then it has meaning. The rest of us just want a chance to touch that greatness. We need you in these shoes, not so you have meaning in your life, but so that we have meaning in ours. Everyone at this table will be forgotten as soon as our time here is up. Except for you. You're going to be remem

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avatar Mark Manson

The genie after giving me 59 extra wishes just to see if I’d change. You don't know. You know why you don't know? Because you don't think. That's why. You don't think. You never figured out how to think, did you, Pete?

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avatar Mark Manson

Wake up, wake up America, before it's too late.

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