Memory like a elephant. Darling, why are you sitting here alone at 3:00am and not in bed? Do you remember 50 years ago when your dad caught us doing that thing in the back of the car seat? Of course I remember. Then do you remember how your dad gave me that ultimatum, that I either marry you or spend 50 years behind bars? I remember that too. I wou
This is the $15 billion California High Speed Rail to nowhere and I mean absolutely nowhere, I mean literally nowhere. This is all California has to show for $15 billion in 18 years of work. In 2008 they said they were going to connect Los Angeles to San Francisco, to this day they have connected literally nothing. And now to finish this project th
I expect a clean house, all the laundry done, the dishes clean, and a meal hot and ready for me at the table when I get home. That's what Kevin said to his wife. And she left him, obviously. And she went with another guy because this new guy, he loves and respects her like a man should to his wife.
If you have to be persuaded, reminded, pressured, lied to, incentivized, coerced, bullied, socially shamed, guilt tripped, threatened, paid, punished and criminalized. If all of this is considered necessary to gain your compliance, you can be absolutely certain that what is being promoted is not in your best interest.
omg i can't stop laughing Billy what were your thoughts after the first time we slept together wow that was easy are you fucking kidding me Billy you wanna know my first thoughts since you wanna be an ass what damn is he done already why would i over cook an easy meal Brandy fuck you
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