My Dream. Where will you go, my darling daughter? I'm gonna live down by the water. If I ever could find the time, no no no reason or rhyme. I'm gonna live down by the water.
Understanding the political left in under 50 SECONDS. So capitalism is evil, but also every woman should sacrifice motherhood for a career. Michelle Obama, who called herself "Mom-in-Chief," now says she doesn't recommend women leave careers for children. No human is illegal, but also you're on stolen land. Newsom apologizes to Native Americans for
Eric Daugherty @EricLDau. HOLY CRAP! Sec. Marco Rubio just went off on fake news liars to NBC's face. "It sounds like they're ROOTING FOR IRAN! Anything Iran says they treat as TRUE and they DOWNPLAY American officials." "[CNN/MSNOW/Politico] aren't BANNED...they can cover the White House. They just can't have a DESK there!" The White House feels v
A drag racing funny car, sponsored by bproauto and Ford, performs a burnout on the track. The car accelerates, then its engine explodes in a fiery crash, hitting the wall. The event is captured with the Instagram handle @CHADGREENFC visible, along with signs for LANE, AMKUS, and PJW.
Honey, I figured something out last night. That'd be a first. Ain't much thinking ever survived in that head. Let me finish, woman. If I died and went straight to hell, it'd take me a damn week to notice I'd moved. Ha ha.
I love fat pussies. The ones that look like they're about to fly every time I slip the tip in. I don't even have to try. Fat pussies are so fat and buffy, makes me want to cry. Looking like a busted biscuit, can I want a butter that pussy? She got them lips hanging low like...
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