My son asked my wife is he adopted? My son asked my wife, mom, am I adopted? She said, no, of course not. Why do you ask? He said, I did a DNA test, and it said I'm not related to nobody in this family. So my wife called me and said, look, David did a DNA test, and it says he ain't our son. So I said, well, obviously. She said, what do you mean obv
The World's 2nd Largest Shark... Watch this. Look at the size of him. Oh my god! Look at that. Is he still there? He's on the boat ramp. He could not get anything. Oh my god! I can't believe I'm looking at that. Yeah, he was stuck on the concrete there. Oh, it's longer than that, yeah. Oh, he's got to be 25 feet. I think he beached.
A man and a woman are eating at a restaurant. The woman secretly steals sushi from the man's plate using her mouth, and he eventually notices and reacts with surprise and amusement.
You know you can't ignore it. I just kind of want to ignore it cause we know it's here. This is the hardest type of show that I can have. When someone's heckling, it's being an asshole, easy. I deal with that all the fucking time. But when someone laughs as a loose seagull it's amazing, right? Don't laugh, what the fuck? And miss, I don't know if y
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