Of nowhere God splitting sinus headache. God, I have a splitting sinus headache. She goes, oh, here and roots through a giant person goes, take this and I took it. And about a second later I hear, ooh. Oh. HA. HA. I said, uh, what? What was that about? She goes, you swallow that. Yep. Sure did swallow it. What color was it? I don't know. I didn't l
Danny R.
Today I went to the dentist and there was only one man in the waiting room.
Shrek 2 was playing and we both just watched the whole movie. waiting for someone to call us in - but nothing.
When the movie ended, the man stood up and called my name.
HE WAS THE DENTIST.
The teeth pull nearly took me out! TYSM I needed that! ON TODAY'S EPISODE AND FIND OUT, WE GOTTA ASK THE QUESTION. WHAT'D YOU EAT? BROWNIE. I ATE THE WHOLE BROWNIE. I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT THE WHOLE BROWNIE. I SUPPORT YOUR DECISION. THE NUMBER IS A VALID CHOICE. I LOST MY TEETH FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES. I NEVER TOOK THEM OUT. LIKE YOU COULDN'T FEEL THE
I thought we were talking about childbirth
What’s a moment you’ll never forget?
It’s a moment you’ll never forget. I’ll never forget this one time my friend came out running and screaming. It’s a boy. He was literally in tears.
We never went back to Thailand again.
This girl just posted that she was shopping at Walmart at like 7 o'clock at night. And this employee came up to her and said, hey, what kind of car do you have? And she was like, a Toyota. And he said, oh, is it silver? And is this the license plate? He was on the phone with somebody and they read the license plate.
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