Oh! Are you okay? Would you just look over there and tell me if you see a little zombie girl? Oh. That's the girl Mason likes. Hi Louise. Geez. Did it just get warmer in here when she left? Stop it. Mason finally brings a girl home, so I don't care how weird she is. She's welcome in this house. Just in case. Holy shin splints! Hey, Uncle Tony. Hi.
A small black kitten meows loudly in a hallway. A person says 'so cute' and 'you say he's scolding people'. There's a red sign with Chinese characters 'εηΎε ' (He Bai Hall) and an emoji of a face with hand over mouth.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, But tonight you'll get two. I have fingers. Roses are red, Broccoli is green, Those are the biggest t!tties, I've ever seen. You want me to write that? Yeah. I just met this girl. Roses are red, Hearts are too, My couch pulls out, But I never do. Roses are red, I feel it in my gut, If you come a
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Yeah, we see kids getting off the bus right now. These kids are being bussed in to protest. United States of America. Are kids being brought to the protest here today? They're students from CPS. Okay. And can you tell me roughly how many kids are going to be coming here today? Uh, we are not exactly, we have around 2,000, a little over 2,000. 2,000
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