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avatar Agni Gauss

one day, she'll ask me where her name came from. she won't remember these days. but they're the greatest memories my heart holds.

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avatar Gaie Houston

When a burglar breaks into my house and finds it completely empty with me eating unseasoned chicken breast and rice in the dark

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avatar Agni Gauss

COMING IN LATE TO WORK (But outsmarting the system) Hey, hey, hey, hey, why are you late? On the advice of counsel, I respectfully decline to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment to the Constitution.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Close Call. Mr. Duey, I've just injected you with a lethal dose of thallium nitride. In 90 seconds, it will have reached your brain and you will be dead. Unless you can take my antidote. You have a choice, Mr. Duey. You can either die-

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avatar Jacob Junior

I signed her birth certificate. She'll sign my d3ath certificate. I picked her first outfit. She'll pick my last. She'll be the last hand I hold. I was the first to hold hers.

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avatar Isabella Lewis

When your ex tries to get back with you. You found me beautiful once. Honey, you got real ugly.

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