President Trump secured 65 billion barrels of oil from Venezuela. He just secured military and economic control over Greenland. Poverty in the US just hit an all-time low. We have net negative immigration to the US for the first time in 75 years. Do you see why they have to desperately obsess over the temporary increase in gas prices? It's all they
She's probably not that special. Lady, you can't just stand in the middle like that. Oh, sorry. Let me see your ticket. Oh, you're with the player's wife. Follow me. Thanks. Excuse me. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Hey, excuse me. Who are you here with, honey? Billy Chapel. Oh, nice. This week's blond. Enough to stay you're cool. Trust me, I've been there,
it's always sunny in philadelphia. I challenge you to a test of strength. This isn't fair. Oh, is it not fair? Okay, well, if you're scared, we don't have to do it. Okay, well, listen, if you insist, that's fine. I do. Let's do it. Yeah. Ladies first. All right, let's do it. Go! Go, waitress, go! Get all you got! Get all you got! Didn't know you co
Tim Conway could make a dead man laugh. Got all kinds. Little one, you want a little one? Got one that's shape of an owl. Shape of an owl? Doesn't have any hands. This is the hour, this is the minute. Want to see quarter to three? You got all kinds. Got one that's a horse. A horse? Got some in from Australia. Yeah, they're all in the shape of a koa
Two men are fighting in the middle of the street at night, surrounded by a cheering crowd. One man punches the other, who falls to the ground. The crowd continues to shout and cheer. Someone says: 'in the middle of the fucking street'.
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