Sealed Orders To Be Opened Upon Reaching The Earth Martian HDQS From: General E-MC2 To: Commander, Flying Saucer X2 Bring back one (1) live earth creature. Signed, E-McSquared Commanding General SIR: K-9 Reporting We must capture a live earth creature K-9, and take it back with us to Mars. Isn't that a nice assignment? Hm? SPECIAL DISPATCH Sir: LOO
60% fraudulent. Update... Pennsylvania Voter Fraud. Thus far, of the investigations that we have completed, we have determined that 60% have been fraudulent. That is, of the investigations that we have completed, we do have more to do today and Lancaster county detectives began investigating the voter registration applications and immediately found
Do you know what this is? It's one of the most painful forms of torture that you could use back in the day. It's called a cat o' nine tails. It was used on Jesus to rip out his flesh. It's got shards of bone and metal at the end. And you must know what this is. It's a pool table. It weighs about 300 pounds. That's the weight of the cross that Jesus
Did she accuse her son of... wrenching? I found this in his room. What? I found this in John's room. Okay. All right. I Did you know he was doing this? Let's calm down. Did you know he was... Our son is doing this? Who are you out with? Let's calm down, we're gonna we're gonna talk about it with them. Honey, do you know what this is? Honey? Do you
POV: THIS IS HOW WE DATE NOW What's up, babe? Hey babe, what you doing? Oh, yeah, I'm just at the house hanging out. What you doing? Oh, nothing. I just got off work early. So I'm about to go with Britney to happy hour. Britney who? You know, my best friend Britney. Uh... Britney Johnson? You're going to happy hour with Britney? Yeah, I'm going to
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