See, where poor old Robin Hood is locked up tight he is. And there's the blooming key. I'll get it, Governor. We'll have that blooming key out of him in no time. Okay, Jerry, lower away. Right. He can't see me. I'm in front of him, blinking twice. That blooming key. I'll swipe the blinking key. Now, I'll be locked in, he did. Here's the key, Robin.
How tall are you? I am 10'11. I mean 5'11. And would you ever date a girl taller than you? Depends. Depends on the heart. "Depends On The Heart" - This Guy 2026
My friend made fun of me for having no game so I asked her mom out on a date. Hey! What are you doing here? I'm not here for you. Oh, excuse me. Hi honey. You look wonderful tonight. Thank you. Are you ready? Beautiful, thank you! Mom?? Is this a joke? Are you guys kidding? Don't worry, I'll have her back by midnight. Wink wink. Okay. You're not th
If you want to make a Democrat mad, just show them this video. Today, Treasury Secretary Scott Bizen announced this. (Man laughs) This is real. This is happening. Bring on the Trump Derangement Syndrome.
In your hot day craving an ice-cream float. Just getting started. Orange cream float. Share the cheat code, y'all no need for fastfood floats. (Speech: I'm in love with this. Niggas be getting mad cause they don't get that little like me and they ain't living up. I'm really in love with it. Big spring and now pound. Hold on it and four stop it.)
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