Lord, I just come to you today asking you, could you turn the oven down? Cause I done farted, my drawers wet. I done farted and it said bflflflffff. I know, Lord, it's just hot. Lord, please! ChickenHappyHour
Alright, what brings you in today? Hi, uh, well, my butt hurts, like right around the entrance. Around the entrance? Yeah. Ma'am, that's an exit, and it's going to keep hurting as long as you keep calling it an entrance. Oh. Change the traffic pattern, you'll thank me.
Democrats Should Be Called "Dumbocrats." Miss Gosgraves, do women have penises? Do So, again, I believe that women Democrats have gone so crazy. Women can have penises. That's not a thing, that's not biology, it's not science, you sound like a lunatic.
So Mamdani's Uganda born, legally immigrated, capitalism beneficiary, sat behind George Washington's desk on America's 250th birthday, surrounded by people who had just became naturalized American citizens, people who came here the legal way, all so that he could bash America and call immigration enforcement terrorism. As we mark 250 years, what do
Game over. Asshole. Cadet Mahony, Cadet Mahony, report immediately to the commandant's office. Cadet Mahony. Okay, Mahony, get going. On the double, move it, move it, move it. Lieutenant Harris, Lieutenant Harris, report immediately to the firing range. Lieutenant Harris. Excuse me. Callahan, take over. (Various sound effects: siren, car sounds, an
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