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Luckily there was no damage. Why shouldn't everyone be allowed to ride a jet ski? A jet ski may look like a fun water toy, but it's actually a powerful machine that can reach high speeds while leaving riders completely exposed. Unlike a boat, there is no protective cabin, meaning a simple mistake, sharp turn, or large wave can send someone crashing
I miss when films used to be this creative. Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. What is it, son? I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Dick! Yeah? Take a look out of starboard. Oh, my God! It looks like a huge... Pecker! Where? Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone is... Privates! We have reports of an unidentifi
Ma'am, is there a reason your car has no plates? It already ate. Oh no. Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? Because becoming a lawyer looked too difficult. Hahaha. Ma'am, can I ask you something? You just spent your question. Oh man. Sir, why didn't you use your turn signal? Cause I didn't want to give spoilers. Hahaha. Ma'am, you ignored tha
This 16-Year-Old's "Zombie" Cover won the Golden Buzzer. Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken. And the violence causes silence. Who are we mistaken? But you see, it's not me, it's not my family. In your head, in your head, they are fighting. With their tanks and their bombs, and their bombs, and their guns. In your head, in your head, th
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