So my 16 year old daughter went away this weekend for a birthday trip with her friends and my husband gave her two hundred dollars. I think it was $200 in cash. $200 in cash for the weekend. Food if she wanted to go buy something while she was there because it was a four day weekend and they were looking forward to this for so long so we were like
New day, new circle. A person is using a specialized tool to cut a perfect circle out of a mirror. The tool scores the glass, and then the person carefully breaks the mirror along the scored line to reveal a clean circular piece.
That's hilarious! I Just died laughing!! So I turned off my light last night when I thought all the trick or treating was done. Turned it off. OFF off. I'm sitting in the house on the couch. Hell, it's about an hour and a half after all the trick or treaters come by. I'm sitting there with my big ass bowl of candy, eating the shit out of it that wa
To the women who are identifying and standing with Lindsay and filming themselves in their postpartum breakdown. I just want to say if you have the mental wherewithal to make an autonomous choice to set up your camera and then film said postpartum mental breakdown and then make another autonomous choice to post it to the internet, you don't have po
Why are we here? I lost my ring last night in a bet. I'm missing a finger. I tried getting it back, but this half-a*s won't negotiate. So how'd you lose your most prized possession? Thumb wrestling. You lost to Santa's helper? Why the f**k am I here? I hurt my back. Make it easier on yourself. The classics. What do you prefer to be called? Jumbo or
Dom, I don't know what to do with this. All right, what the hell is this? What do you got there? This is your car. My car? I said, a 10-second car, not a 10-minute car. You could push this across the finish line, or tow it. Couldn't even tow that across the finish line. No faith. Oh, I have faith in you, but this isn't a junkyard, this is a garage.
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