So this baby's going viral for being the most nonchalant infant on the planet because just a few minutes after being born, he kicked his leg up and put his arms behind his head. While most newborns come out screaming, he's lying there like he's waiting on a drink by the pool or something. Meanwhile, his mom is probably still recovering from labor,
What seems to be the problem? Doctor, a honey bee stung my husband's banana. Oh no, let me prescribe something for the pain and swelling. Just the painkiller, doctor. Just the painkiller? Yes, doctor, and please let the swelling be as it is.
Good afternoon. My name is Russell, and I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54, Sweat Lodge 12. Are you in need of any assistance today, sir? No. Could help you cross the street? No.
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