I've got one more thing to say and it will only take me a second. I've got two words that I want you all to remember. They're very important. And if I leave you with anything, I'm going to leave you with these two words. And those two words are... I'm Batman. (Text on podium: STATE UNIVERSITY OHIO)
WHEN YOU GET A BAD FEELING. A man on a boat is fishing. He tries to net a fish, but the fish escapes, and he accidentally drops his net into the water. The net sinks.
WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY We speak 4 languages ENGLISH PROFANITY JERSEY SARCASM THE ROADS ARE ROUGH. THE ATTITUDE COMES STANDARD. POTHOLES NEXT 76 MILES REST AREA 1 MILE. A man is laughing hysterically in the background.
So an old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, laid down and spread her legs. And the dentist walked in and said, 'I think you have the wrong room.' And she said, 'Well, you put my husband's teeth in last week, and now you have to remove them.' I told you that one would get you. Good one.
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