Sweetie, is this your little cactus? Uh-huh. Any particular reason you put it where the alarm clock used to be? I thought it would dress up the room a little bit. Oh, gee, you know, I meant to tell you to be careful before you slammed your hand down on the alarm this morning. Well, you didn't. I'm sorry. It's okay. I stopped the bleeding with your
Okay. This baby is our ticket to Atlanta. What the hell is this? I got this from the CIA surplus store. This bad boy blocks all phone calls to the radio station, except mine. Answer three questions correctly and you and a friend are off to Atlanta. It's showtime, Griff. You do it, Al. They can't hate you that much. This contest is open to everyone
A woman is playing with a giant anteater. The anteater rolls on its back and enjoys being petted by the woman. They seem to be having a playful interaction.
A man tries to crack an egg over a pan. He struggles to break it with one hand. The scene cuts to another man screaming in pain in bed. The first man then tries to crack the egg with both hands, squeezing it hard. The scene cuts back to the man in bed, who is now hit by a pillow.
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