Let's introduce ourselves. I'm Damien Karras. And I'm the devil. Now kindly undo these straps. If you're the devil, why not make the straps disappear? That's much too vulgar a display of power, Karras. Where's Reagan? In here, with us. Show me Reagan and I'll loosen one of the straps. And you're helping all the boy father. Okay, Mother, sit here w
Hey Snoop, if bad, bad people came in the house, what would you do to them? That's all? That's it? That's a good boy. The key word is bad bad people FYI
Not every flower can say love But a rose can Not every plant survives a thirst But a cactus can Not every asshole can read But look at you go, little buddy I don't care if you lick windows Or fuck farm animals You hang in there, Cupcake Because you're fucking special to me, my friend Look at you smiling at your phone You crayon-eating motherfucker
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