F*ck them all. I don't need no more. All that love was a lie I was dying for. Let it burn, let it fall, let it fade in the smoke. I was chained to the pain, now the chains finally broke. F*ck them all. Every fake, every face, every name, every promise they made just dissolved in the flames. I was blind, now I see, now I'm cutting clean. F*ck them a
When the Only Thing Getting Blown is the Transmission. Woman: How's it going? Man: Oh, not so good. Your transmission is definitely blown. Woman: Being blown doesn't sound so bad now, does it? Man: Oh, it's bad. It's gonna cost you two grand at least to fix. Not to mention your brake pads are completely bald. Woman: I've got something else that's c
She Really Thought She Was On To Something. Did you know that a BJ ends with the word job because it sucks, but when you go down on a girl, it's called eating out because it's a privilege. Yeah. And you know that's why you have a job to do every day, and I can only eat out a few times a month.
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