A young nun went to see the Mother Superior with a very worried face. Mother, I need to tell you something, she said quietly. I'm pregnant. The Mother Superior nearly dropped her tea. What? How on earth did that happen? she shouted. The young nun looked embarrassed and said, Reverend Mother, it was Father Donald from the Catholic church up the road
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar. And the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face. The best man says, 'Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up? You look so excited!' The groom replies, 'I just had the best blowjob I have ever had in my entire l
Yes or no! Does anybody on here wanna see me in concert this year?? Wait for all the cities... Yes or no, hey, ain't that you? What the hell do you do? I plead the fifth, I did some shit when I was drunk last night. I raised from hell, I'm supposed to bail, but I won't testify. It all went south and I ain't proud, but a good time ain't no crime. I
Nobody told my dog he was born with a brain disorder... So when he couldn't run without falling over... He taught himself to prance instead. What was your excuse again?!
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