A mother-in-law said to her son's wife when their baby was born, "I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a photo-copier."
Would you trade me in for another woman? Absolutely not. What if she's younger than me? Still no. What if she's prettier than me? No, wouldn't do it. Okay, would you trade me in for a new bass boat? What kind of bass boat? A ma! Show me the reason you have no money. I'll go first. Michael. It's not the car. Here are the five ways to have a happy ma
Smoke grows black across the stage. I am laughter from the cage. Painted sinners dressed in scars. Every monster knows its heart. You will shake the circus floor. Hear the engine start to roar. Black lights cut the...
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