If juice falls on the floor, who do you call first? Daddy. Why daddy? Because he's clean and nobody gets in trouble. What happens when mommy talks at home? She talks and nobody dare talks back. So mommy makes the rules? Yes. Daddy just says 'Okay'. If you had a job, who would you fire? Daddy. Why daddy? One, he eats my snacks. Two, he says just one
Looking good. Where are you going? I'm going to get shit-faced. Are you ready yet or what? No. Shut the fuck up and give me another drink. What are you drinking tonight? Pretty much any liquid that comes my way. Did you shower? I'm a little crusty, but I'll... Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. On a scale from 1 to 10, all fires might fit. Go get
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