This is what happens when reality smacks ideology in the face. How do you think undocumented immigrants should be able to vote? Because it's a free country. So is voting a right? It is a right. We should extend that right to non-citizens? Yes. Do you think that we could go to Mexico or Guatemala and start voting in their elections and determining t
I asked God, why did you let me hit rock bottom in my life? God smiled and said, "I needed to show you the truth about the people around you." I asked a little impatiently, "But they were my people. What did you want me to see in them?" He replied, "They were only there to benefit from you." Confused I said, "But I had nothing to offer." God gently
You guys do kilograms here, right? So I, uh, no? Wait, where's- where in Canada do you do kilograms? Nowhere. Nowhere?! But you do kilometers an hour? Yeah. What the f*ck is that? No way. So you do kilometers an hour, but you don't do kilograms? No. How tall are you? 5'2. Shut the f*ck up. Grams are for pot and cocaine. Okay, so for cocaine you use
Louder to em Jeezy. You get to a certain age, nobody care about you no more, right? Nobody cares, right? Ain't nobody in the world cares that you succeed or that you're happy or that you're healthy or you're any of them things, right? So you have to do that yourself. You have to set yourself up. And it's just like everything that's supposed to hurt
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