THIS JOKE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOUR STOMACH HURTS. A DOCTOR PUTS UP A SIGN IN FRONT OF HIS CLINIC. THE SIGN READS: IF I CAN CURE YOU I GET $20. IF I CANNOT CURE YOU I PAY YOU $100. A LAWYER DECIDES THAT IT'S HIS TIME TO SHINE. SO HE GOES TO THE DOCTOR. THE LAWYER SAID TO THE DOCTOR: HEY DOC, I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING ANYMORE. PLEASE CURE ME. THE
Caddy takes one tee shot at the masters and gets it in the hole. Commentary about the swing, speed, and then increasing excitement as the ball slowly rolls into the hole. The caddy celebrates with others.
SecMullin on how Kathy Hochul's refusal to cooperate with ICE is leading to chaos in New York: "She's the rotten core in the batch of apples that is destroying the great state of New York, and we're simply trying to take these criminals back off the street who should have never been released because they have no legal right to be in America." Bill,
Her husband always makes fun of the huge cups she carries around all day. So when she came home, he had one of his own now. And her reaction seeing it is hilarious. Oh. Oh. HER HUSBAND FUN OF THE HUGE CUPS SHE CARRIES AROUND ALL DAY CAME HOME, HIS OWN HIS OWN NOW. AND HER REACTION SEEING IT IS HILARIOUS. WHERE DID
Bones, you did the impossible. The crew thinks you're a god now. Jim, let's not forget to keep this quiet. The Federation would have my head. But look at Alexandria. She's cured! No more word salad and green new deals. Yeah, she's a red-blooded conservative now. But don't tell her whose brain she received. You know, Doc, I feel great. I love my cou
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