I've got a lump on my leg. I think I have jungle fever. I googled it and I probably have bubonic plague. My skin is peeling. HIPPO VETERINARY CLINIC. HEALTHY HIPPO. EAT. SWIM. BE HAPPY. Hippochondriac.
THIS JOKE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOUR STOMACH HURTS. A DOCTOR PUTS UP A SIGN IN FRONT OF HIS CLINIC. THE SIGN READS: IF I CAN CURE YOU I GET $20. IF I CANNOT CURE YOU I PAY YOU $100. A LAWYER DECIDES THAT IT'S HIS TIME TO SHINE. SO HE GOES TO THE DOCTOR. THE LAWYER SAID TO THE DOCTOR: HEY DOC, I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING ANYMORE. PLEASE CURE ME. THE
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