To the American people, my promise to you is this: that I will work tirelessly day after day to ensure that if someone out there dares to steal your taxpayer dollars, that there might just be a federal prosecutor on the end of that bad decision. That no longer will we be uninterested in low levels of fraud. We will be interested in all of it. And i
So I took my son to the 7-Eleven to get him a popsicle. And I got one too. Cause they're f*cking delicious. And we had extra change from the walk over. Anyway, when I came out of the 7-Eleven, there was this like a gangster. Yeah, and I'm talking a thug. Not a mafia. Anyway, this dude was just like leaning up against the 7-Eleven. Just looking pret
Funny Conversation. Damn it, Loretta, why in the hell were your panties in my husband's pocket? Those ain't my panties, Mrs. Smith. Ask your husband, he knows I don't wear any. Why is my sister named Dylan? Because your mom loves Bob Dylan. Thanks, Dad. No problem, 69. I let my dog sniff a piece of rabbit fur I had in the barn. He ran out and broug
Can I get uh... $10 on pump 2... Suzie? Hit the floor a$$hole. You know if I had a nickel for every time some piece of shit pointed a gun at me, I'd be a rich man. I'm gonna cut you long, wide, and deep motorhead. Pump all the gas you can hold. That's not good business. Hey Mister! Got a name? Harley.
FIFA 15: World Cup Fans Return Home from the US. You were in America for six weeks. This is not you, it's impossible. Have you ever tasted a deep-fried Oreo? It's so delicious. Listen, it's really me, I promise.
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