Trust us, you look amazing - Artemis II crew speak from space. I just kept saying to them yesterday, like, I really like it up here. I wish I could have got here sooner. It's really fun to be floating around and it just makes me feel like a little kid. Well, the first thing I would say is trust us, you look amazing. You look beautiful. And from up
WHEN CHRIST RETURNS, the Author Himself will step onto the stage, and all of history will be seen for what it truly is - HIS STORY. There won't be time to choose sides then - only the sudden unveiling of what we have already chosen. The call is clear: 'BE READY.'
he doing Johnny strikes again 😂 Johnny. Yeah, teach. There are three ducks on a fence. And if you shoot one with a shotgun, how many ducks are left? Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is going to make them all fly off. Oh, no. There will be two ducks left if you shoot them with a shotgun. But I like the way you're th
Dormitory. Come on, listen, he never painted Easter eggs. How the hell? Where have you lived until now? Under a rock? But, well, I don't... Never mind, we'll go tomorrow and we'll paint our eggs in the kitchen. But, but, but we'll all three go to paint them. All three? The whole dorm will be there tomorrow to paint their eggs. Hello? Hey, do you kn
Jerusalem 33 AD. Brothers, share and eat the bread, because this bread is my body. Pour into your glasses and drink this wine, because this is my blood. Take and taste the mayonnaise, because this mayonnaise is... Give it a dick, leave me alone! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Hey, you know that at Easter there's a tradition where you have to hide eggs and whoever finds them has to give you something in return. Well, I always hid them from my girlfriend and if she found them, she'd give me a blowjob. Oh, that's cool! Hey, I'll try it with my chick too. Hey, but just make sure you don't hide them too well. He he he, it's
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