Turtle neck, how do you fit in? Girlfriend. That's my son's. That's my son's girlfriend. Don't f*cking talk to her. Your dad's very nervous about you losing your f*cking. That's my f*cking son's girlfriend. I still got a gun. I'll shoot your d*ck off. What did you say? He's special needs? Is that what you said? It's from his mother's side. Oh my Go
Let's be honest. The two-party system has not done a damn thing for this country other than divide it. We're constantly fighting between each other. We need a one-party system who elects the fucking person, one person that will do the best for this country. And then if he's elected and he doesn't do his job, we have the choice to fucking shit can h
What's the dog's name? Max. Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking. Is he okay? Wolf is fine, honey. Wolf is just fine. Where are you? Your foster parents are dead. @FUCKINGGOODMOVIES
Are you single right now or you have a man? I made a dating bingo card. Dating bingo. Get ghosted. I got ghosted. Go to a sporting event. What are you, A.I.? This is so funny. One ticket for the sporting event, please. Ah yes, I did get ghosted yesterday by a human man. Dude, the... it just says 'Get a boyfriend'. Date lasts less than 30 minutes. Y
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