Cats are so weird. What are you doing? Don't you bring me for... Is your cat your best friend? My cat experiencing a thunderstorm for the first time. When your daughter sneaks up on her cat!! Good morning! Telling my cat a joke then laughing obnoxiously. Nothing bothers my cat, except the NOISE of the phone ringing...
Where the hell is my coffee? I've been waiting for 10 min. I'm so sorry sir, I forgot. I'll get it right away. Jesus, you're a waitress. You're not building rockets. Figure it out. What a pr*ck. Hey, 20 bucks I can toss a cookie crisp into his a$$ crack. Oh! Oh my god! Who did that!? Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. You gotta be kidding me. I swear to G
Here Paul, have some of this. Nah man, I gotta drive. I can't drink. Paul, we're above the law. We don't have to answer to rules like the peasants do. Drink up! I don't think I should. Are you scared? I ain't scared! I've been drinking since I was born, man! I can drink anything. I can drink that Budweiser, that Lucky Lager, Lowenbrau. I even drink
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