Lord, please give me a man that will never run from me, never hit me, and real good in bed. What brings you here? I'm the answer to your prayer. What? Well, I've got no legs so I can't run from you and I've got no arms so I can't hit you. Uh, what about being good in bed? How do you think I rang the doorbell? Tip 3
Move out the way, I'm coming through, move out the way, I got work to do, cause I'm a left side dropping like a train of stopping, I'm a hurricane on the loose, so move out the way.
You're adopted. Uh-uh. Yeah. Uh-uh. You're not mine. I look just like you. You're adopted. No, I'm not. Who's talking about me on the internet? Let me see. Hold up. I can't see. It's too far away. Let me see who this is. Oh! Ow! So, look. We got the DNA test back from them puppies next door. And you the daddy. Oh, my God. What was you thinking, ma
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