What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you fucking racist. What do you call a gay man driving a bus? I don't know by his name, you homophobe. Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don't like dicks. Oh my God. What does a 9-volt battery and a butthole have in common? You know you're not supposed to put your tongue o
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more. What you say? Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more. Oh woman, oh woman, oh woman, don't you treat me so mean. You're the meanest o
Carole King Natural Woman Live 1972. Oh, when my soul was in the lost and found, you came along to claim it. I didn't know just what was wrong with me 'til your kiss helped me name it. Now I'm no longer doubtful of what I'm living for, 'cause if I make you happy, I don't need to do more. You make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like a n
Melania DENIES any Epstein connection. I'm 55 fucking years old. I've still got a firm tight booty, a bouncy set of coconuts, legitimately smashable despite being almost a senior citizen. And in my prime I was an absolute fucking baddie. Do you understand what I'm saying? So given how bone soucingly hot I was, do you really believe I needed a despi
No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn't point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. But you have heard of me.
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