Melania DENIES any Epstein connection. I'm 55 fucking years old. I've still got a firm tight booty, a bouncy set of coconuts, legitimately smashable despite being almost a senior citizen. And in my prime I was an absolute fucking baddie. Do you understand what I'm saying? So given how bone soucingly hot I was, do you really believe I needed a despi
No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn't point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of. But you have heard of me.
Are you married? You son of a bitch! What? Who told you that? Her. I don't know who the hell you think you are, but what I do is none of your business. What, you think just because we fly on the same plane that you have this unique insight into our lives? You are a nobody to the people on this plane. Excuse me, um, I didn't exactly what it is you s
The entry into the Earth's atmosphere was so precise. They've never seen anything line up on a ground track like today's entry by integrity for its splashdown southwest of San Diego. At any moment now, we expect to see these astronauts be lifted off of that front porch area and make that short trip back to the USS John P. Murtha. Thank you all so m
one of the big hits of the new TV season comedians John Wayne and Bob Hope is All in the Family this wonderful show has aimed their satiric shafts at bigotry and racism and turn on the whole nation they're doing what comedy is supposed to do make people laugh at themselves our network and I say this with a note of pride quickly recognized the trend
Lord, you are my strength, my song in the night. You carry my soul. You fight all my fights. In you I will trust. Forever I'll stand. My refuge, my savior. Holding my hand. When my spirit is weak and I cannot go on. Your mercy reminds me that I still belong.
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