What I Get Home To JAMES GLENN. My heart's coming up, I'm back and now the kiss is still warm on my lips. Got a long day waiting on me, but I can handle it. By noon I'm running on empty, plans get changed on me again. Your name shows up on my phone and I remember why I'm here. Every hour, every mile, leads me back home to your smile. It ain't pay t
This is why every building reacts differently to earthquakes. You'd think the tallest building is always the worst. But the moment the earthquake changes, you can see the middle one becomes the worst. And that's because most people are completely wrong about which building is actually in the most danger. Since even the smallest building can end up
FLORENCE JOHNSTON'S SHARPEST COMEBACKS EVER. Here's some, my dears. That's them, you get it. I'll take that. Anything you say, squeaky. And you be more respectful in front of my friends. Yes, sir. Squeaky! What are you doing with that apple? I was thinking of going fishing tomorrow and I'm looking for a worm. I mean, do you have to eat while you're
For you young people who don't know menopause, pay the fuck attention. Especially young girls. They're like, 'Oh, it can't be as bad as PMS. I get so moody.' Bitch, you ain't seen the grand finale of fucking moody. I don't care where I'm at. I can be on a ship, I can be in church, a grocery store. I know what woman is going through menopause. All I
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