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A man and a woman are in a parking lot. The man is holding a large water bottle, a small black object, and a metal steamer basket. The woman is holding a massage gun and a white, phallic-shaped object. They are making music using these objects, playing a cover of 'Flight of the Bumblebee'. The man uses the small black object to whistle and hits the
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