When the French Accent isn't Sexy! VERY BIG COMPANY. Third quarter profits are higher than projections. Well, I suppose I just mean the people doing the projections. Gentlemen, Jean-Francois Charles is next. Please, show him in. If he drops an 'S', I get a point. If he drops an 'H', you get a point. Hello. Please, sit down. Were there many candidat
LAUGH AFTER DARK. I went on a first date and I cried on a first date. Don't f***** judge me. A lot of people get pepper sprayed. My girl's cool, my girl's really cool. She's a water sign. Well, I don't know how you say it, a squirter. But she's a water sign and... Why did you guys pull back at that one? Oh my god. We're gonna talk about squirting n
THESE DAD JOKES ARE HILARIOUS! Breaking news. The company that made Jenga has collapsed. Such a bad joke! My wife left a note on the fridge saying, 'This isn't working. I'm going to my mum's.' I opened the fridge and the light was on and the beer was still cold, so no idea what she's on about. My doctor said, 'Do you want the good news or the bad n
Old Monkee core. What's the name of that other band, the one with the blood and the makeup? Um, Kiss? No, thanks. You know they have high heels and the guy has a 9-foot tongue. What is their name? Kiss? No, but Davy wants one. Television. The possibilities are endless. What, to do the news and interpretive dance? Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. Dat
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