KAREN IGNORED EVERY WARNING ABOUT MY POOL—THEN MY BACKYARD TRAP CHANGED EVERYTHING. The water! What is in this water? What did you do? My whole body is green! Do you have any idea who I am? You did this on purpose! This is assault! This is deliberate! I will drag you through every court in Maricopa County, and I will make sure you lose everything!
Training Gen Z staff. The phone's ringing. Well, answer it. What do I say? Hello, how are you? I'm doing good, how are you? No, say that to the person on the phone. Hello, how are you? Their pet's sick. Well, what the fuck is wrong? Well, what the fuck is wrong? No, no, no. Hi, how can we help you? What's going on with your pet?
What they never taught us in school. In 1871, the banks incorporated the United States and called the United States a corporation. And when they created the District of Columbia, what they did was they put that corporation in the District of Columbia. And they said that the members of Congress were actually managers of that corporation. And they sa
I forgot to tell you, I, Achmed, am going to become a United States citizen! I thought you hated America. That was so last week. The United States is the land of opportunity where anyone can become president. To be president, you have to have been born here. Oh, then mayor of New York City. Okay, what has 50 stars in it? The Epstein files. No. No.
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