When you're already late to work and can't find your car keys. A dog frantically runs around a room, bumping into furniture and making sounds, mimicking the panic of someone searching for lost keys.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE... "JUST USE A CHEEK SWAB" The fact is that all you need to do to determine sex is a cheek swab. If you're an XX or an XY, you're either a boy or a girl. It's that simple. This isn't complicated. It's not like we haven't known what women and men were for not just a matter of years, but decades and centuries and thousands of years b
Never shave your beard behind your wife's back... OR ELSE. Shaving my 8-year beard to surprise my wife. Oh wow. She literally passed out. Goodbye beard. She wants a refund. Shaving my beard. Don't surprise your wife with a clean shave. Gasping for life. My mom's reaction to my dad shaving his beard. Why? My face in 8 years isn't a mistake. Alright,
Give women the vote and the whole country will be damned. Nonsense! You just want to keep us down. Well, how about two of you get into my machine and tell me what you see? End the patriarchy! End the patriarchy! Let's go, Lindsey! My farts are now 50% off. Get 'em now, losers! Okay, we've seen enough. Get back to the kitchen, bitch! MODERNITY WOULD
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