Hey guys, come with me as I shove my father into a balloon. Now we have it. Go! Get in there! Squeeze it in now. Over your ass. You can reach it. Come on! You're too slow. Quick and fast. So when I open it up, put my hand down and put your two hands down in under it. You have to put your both sides in. Go in there! Get it in further! Hold it togeth
You can't beat a man who smiles at pain because pain stopped being his enemy long ago. Life introduced them years ago: betrayal, abandonment, disappointment. They've already shaken hands. The biggest mistake you can make is thinking pain will scare him. It won't. He's already cried alone. He's already watched the people he would have died for walk
POV: you're approaching 30 and about to be worthless to men so it's time to get strategic on dates. So, what do you do? Uh, the dishes. I mean like, uh, what do you like to do for fun? Oh, for fun, for fun. Uh, laundry? So what do you do for work? Uh, I work in finance. My body counts. What? What? Keep going. Yeah, yeah, so I work at, uh... What ar
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