Where'd you motherfuckers in Connecticut get your driver's license? Out of a Cracker Jack box? 'Cause you motherfuckers are morons. I seen one stop at a three- a four-way stop, nobody else in at any other fucking stop sign, sit there, let two other people pull up to two other stop signs, and then let them go. How fucking dumb are you? Then another
Someone's gonna want this. What? Someone's gonna want this. Will love this. Self-organization, would you make... Fresh from 1955. 1955! Oh my god, it looks amazing. Pull-Out Shelving on Roller Bearings. Pull-out shelvings on the roller bearings. Oh my god, it's perfect. Removable basket on bearings. Removable basket. Need to fit something bigger? 1
Footage of Eazy-E as a toddler with his mother Mrs Katie Wright. When I was young me and my mama had beef, 17 years old kicked out on the streets. Go back at the time I never thought I'd see her face. Ain't no woman alive that can take my mama's place. Suspended from school, scared to go home. I was a fool with the big boys breaking all the rules.
Hey, Rocky, you made a boo-boo. Yeah, and I'm booking you for murder. Oh yeah? Well, I'm the bucky around here, and I'll do the bucking. Stick 'em up! You're under arrest! Look, Mugsy, he's gonna shoot us with a carrot! That's the trouble with carrots. They're only good once. Turn on the light, Mugsy! Turn it off! Quick! You lunkhead! Now you get o
Funny conversation. Why is this woman sending you a picture in panties and a bra? Easy, I was thinking of buying that set for you. Then why she send one naked? See, it's sold already.
Mark Zuckerberg, which by the way, I read today that he pays $14 million a year in personal security. Who is that guy f**king over? He runs the f**king largest private army in the f**king world and he rolls around with probably a quarter million dollars worth of f**king protection. Who the f**k is f**king Zuckerberg f**king over that he needs $14 m
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