Who the hell is this? I'm Artie from Pizza By Jake. You owe me 7.50 plus a tip. I'll give you a tip. Doors are hard. Keep the change. Let me ask you something. If you couldn't call me at work for bread... when did you decide you could call for pizza? Well, I was thinking, and I remembered that old rhyme: 'Feet are cold, starve for pizza.' No, wait,
Spider prank on my Husband while he's sleeping. She really got me!! Look what this person just said. What the fuck! Tyler, Tyler, what is that? Oh my god! What the fuck! Oh my god! What the fuck! Are you ready? What the fuck! Scaring bf with the spider filter. What the fuck is that?
Daylight Savings Time. Common Sense Explained. Only the white man would cut 2 inches from the top of a blanket, sew it on the bottom, and think he has a longer blanket.
This one's for the ones who gave it all. The ones still fighting. And the ones still fighting battles we can't see. You don't gotta wear a uniform to stand with them. But you better damn well stand for them. GOD BLESS OUR VETERANS. I ain't served but I stand for the ones who did. Raise a flag high for the blood they give. Freedom ain't free, yeah t
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