Yeah. You thought that was it? Thought I'd stay down where you left me. Nah. I got dirt on my boots, blood in my veins and a score to settle. And honestly, I don't give a fuck what anybody thinks anymore. Now I'm kicking down doors that I used to walk around. Got a fire in my chest and I'm never backing down. No more asking permission, no more biti
Chandler never fails to impress with his one liners 😂 No. I, you know, I just don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I mean, does she, you know, have any other stripper mom friends of her own? You are totally jealous. I'm not jealous. All right? This is about... um... people... feeling certain things. You know, about... strippers. And,
You had an extraordinary disagreement with your wife about yourself. Yes. One night, as you do, we were talking about stuff... And I just happened to mention 'And of course, being circumcised' She said... 'You're not circumcised?' I said 'I should know if I'm circumcised!' Of course I am! The next day I happened to be seeing my doctor... Are you ok
REALLY APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD PUT THOSE PEANUTS AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. LET ME, I'M GONNA GET THE STEWARDESS RIGHT NOW. If my peanuts across the aisle, a crumb happens to get on you and you travel all the way to visit your granddaughter and your granddaughter dies, just maybe your granddaughter's not meant to be alive. OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, I KN
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