You ever fart in your sleep so bad that you wake yourself up? You lay there in the dark thinking, Dear Lord, what the hell died in here? Then you realize it was you! That's when you roll over, pull the covers over your wife, and go right back to sleep. Nature's air freshener, my ass.
Wrap the rubber band around, then stretch it across the back of your hand, twisting it into a figure-eight and looping it around your pinky before pinning it under your thumb. So your hand looks empty from the front. Now, place a Pringle in the center of your hand, right above the stretched band, which is pulled tight like a loaded spring, sitting
Why women fart after they pee? Michael, do you know why women fart after they pee? You fart after you pee? Do you know why we fart after we pee? No. Because we can't shake it so we got to blow dry it. That's disgusting. That's so gross. Hahaha.
I got a simpler solution with respect to mass deportations. Hope you'll consider it. It's very simple. We know every single illegal alien, we know who they are. Freeze their bank accounts, seize their debit cards and credit cards, put a lien on whatever real estate they own, give them 30 days to leave the country. If they do, we wire it to them, an
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