You had plenty of chances to treat me right. You just wait until I finally stop answering to suddenly care about losing me. I'm not mad. I just realized you'll keep crossing the line if I keep moving it. And now that I drew the line, I'm the bad guy, right? Well, sometimes being the bad guy in somebody else's story is just proof that you stopped be
You're a witch, you're a full-blooded, 100% witch. This is beyond crazy. The truth works that way. Cassie, I know how this sounds. The truth is, our ancestry is part of a legacy that dates as far back as 1692. You guys are saying I'm a witch. Like your mother and her mother. It's all in here, Cassie. Each family has a book like this one. A journal
A woman sued the city park for noise pollution because wild ducks quack at 6 AM. She wants the ducks evicted. The judge cracked up. Your Honor, these are wild ducks. They live in the pond. That's their natural habitat. They've been there for decades. We can't evict ducks for wildlife. They don't pay rent. This is public property. And they're just e
Bumpy Johnson confronts the corrupt captain who framed him for murder. Name! Do I gotta beat it out of you, nigger? You know who this is? This is Ellsworth Raymond Johnson. D'Alessandro. They made you captain? I thought you'd be on foot patrol your whole career. Hello, Johnson. I see you're back in cuffs, where you belong. How's the house you bough
A person puts a cookie into a toaster and pushes it down with a spoon. The toaster pops, startling a black cat that was walking by. Text on screen says: "I'm glad he didn't overreact".
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