Your time to shine. What? How did you do that so fast? You asked me to do it. You have never done that to me in the four years that we've been together. How do you know how to do that? Babe! Oh my god! Now I know you're a little... You're... I got skills. You have never done that with me! THE KEY TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE IS LETTING YOUR WIFE KNOW THAT Y
Yeah, let's watch this because it's so funny. Blair's a trans woman. Which trans are you, if you don't mind me asking? I'm non-binary. What does that mean? I'm a non-binary person. I use they/them pronouns. Do we really want to spend the rest of this discussing my pronouns? Or the one you mentioned there, I didn't even know. What does that actually
As a Black American living in this country, why is it that I'm expected to hate my police? Why is it that I'm expected to hate my president? And why is it that I'm expected to hate my country? Nah. I say we have the best police, the best president, and the best country in the whole world. And I'm here asking the rest of the Black community to join
Here, let's watch this 'cause it's so funny. Are you telling me the American education system is the best in the world? Yes. Let's test that out. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but nine die. How many are left? Zero. Zero. And they literally let you graduate without basic math skills?
What is he shocked at? *comes up* Buddy. That's insane man, how long have you been practicing for? Oh, thank you so much. Like 3 years now. Seriously man? Yeah. Just calisthenics? *nods* Purely just cali bro. Yeah, for sure. That's some impressive sh** man. *comes up* +20kg.
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