Bad Joke WARNING. Another bad joke warning. How does a woman scare her Gynaecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist! Help me, help me! I crawled in here and I can't find my way out. FOLLOW FOR MORE. Like and follow. On this day Aug 10, 2021.
She packed my bags last night, pre-flight. Oh my goodness. Zero hour, nine AM. And I'm gonna be high. As a kite by then. Hey Elton, let's do a duet. Okay, I'll do the Dua Lipa version. I got a better idea. How about I do the Dua Lipa version and you sing the Elton John version? That's brilliant. Sing it. Okay. And I think it's gonna be a long, long
NINA CONTI THE BEST EVER VENTRILOQUIST PERFORMANCE. Now, I'm always sort of hunting for the perfect puppet, and I need another volunteer, and I wonder if I could... if I could borrow you on the end. What's your name? Uh, it's Luke. Luke. What do you do, Luke? I'm a student. You're a student. Excellent. Can we give it up for Luke, please? Come on up
Walter wanted to say hi. We've actually met before. Yeah, we've met before some other show that you're on too. How old are you, man? How old am I? It doesn't matter. It doesn't? You know you can't tell your age in show business 'cause then you don't get parts. Really? Yeah, you know that. Anyway, Steve, I just wanted to come out here and say hi. I
Hey! Open the door! Nigel... Open the door! Get me out of here! Ay! Hey, come on, okay? Nigel, get me out of here. It's so dark in this suitcase! Get me out of here! What's wrong with you? I don't feel so good... You tryin' to kill me or somethin'?! I need oxygen, oxygen. I don't feel so good... Say sorry, okay? For what? Quiet, come on. Tell me so
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