A man pretends to push a massive tree trunk, then walks around it to reveal it's an intricately carved wooden sculpture depicting fish and other aquatic elements. The on-screen text says 'huge tree'.
It honestly scares me the people I trust around me with firea*ms. People in camouflage are in an outdoor setting, possibly a hunting blind. One person throws feathers at another, who flinches and laughs, while a third person watches and laughs.
My doctor says, you are fat. I said, how fat am I? He said, you're so fat that if you don't stop within a month, you could have a heart attack or stroke. That's not funny. He's not a comedian. Oh. I was expecting a joke. You're expecting a joke? Yeah, I thought it sounded like you're- My cardiologist?
What's your name? Nancy Taylor. And you are? What high school did you go to? What? High school. Lincoln, in Pittsburgh. Who are you? Who was your 12th grade English teacher? Are you kidding? No, no, no... In 12th grade, your English teacher was... Mrs. Walsh, yeah. Mrs. Walsh, yeah. Nancy. Lincoln. Walsh. Okay, thanks very much. Nancy? Nancy Taylor
That Trick Won't Work On Him. Heller? Mr. Heller. Hi. I'm Ms. Kees. Yes, Ms. Kees Saffron. Please come in. Take a seat. As you know, I'm looking for a new assistant. My job is a very big one. Assistant? I thought I was here to sell you Girl Scout cookies. You're being funny. You're funny. That's good. Good. I'm glad I can be funny. I usually get 'a
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