Part 2. Comical Genius. Anybody ever drop a bag of rice in the toilet? I joined a dating site for people my age called Carbon Dating. I asked a woman on the site for her number, she told me it was 140 over 95. I flunked out of college twice. First time because I was a drunk. Second time I was sober but the s*** was hard. I got arrested once for dru
Part 3. Comical Genius. So I was arrested, pled guilty for my community service. I left the community. Used to smoke cigarettes. I was a heavy smoker. I would even smoke when I went jogging, which is stupid, of course. So I quit jogging. I loved smoking cigarettes. I'd smoke after sex, I'd smoke during sex. Sometimes I would skip sex and just smoke
Part 1 Comical Genius I JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOAN IT'S TOUGH GETTING OLDER WENT INTO AN ANTIQUE STORE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE I TRIED USING THAT FACE AGING APP THEY SAID NAH YOU'RE GOOD I'M OFFICIALLY AN OLD MAN I GIVE UNWANTED ADVICE TO TOTAL STRANGERS I TOLD A KID TO PULL HIS PANTS UP HIS UNDERWEAR WAS SHOWING HE MOCKED ME TRI
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