When you take Bae's Wallet. Bae. Me. Where's my fucking money, Winnie? I don't know, but you put your hands on the wrong fucking bear. Nighty night, nigga.
CLAPPER @Nicksrightpodcast. Breaking news! President Donald Trump has responded to the democrats unwilling to open the government back up! Donald Trump just posted about the lockdown and how the Democrats are handling this, and his warning to them and his solution are pretty fantastic. Let's take a look. Mr. President Trump said: "The Radical Left
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS... In order to maintain a polite or even baseline civil society here in the First World, there's an unspoken social contract that we all need to abide by. And I think it's safe to say some of y'all aren't holding up your end of the bargain. This is why we can't have nice things or even Spring Break. That is wha
A guy walks into the bar with his neck like this. He says to the guy, 'Give me a scotch.' He says, 'It's a nice joint you got here.' 'It's a neighborhood place.' 'Yeah, we get a lot of regular people coming in here.' 'Now, give me another scotch.' The guy walks over and says, 'You new around here?' He says, 'Yeah, I am.' He says, 'Got a little trou
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