Let's check in on New York City. Shall we? The House Judiciary Committee just released a report alleging that New York City prosecutors were trained to structure plea deals and omit certain details from criminal convictions in order to help illegals avoid deportation. Sit with that one for a second. According to the report, prosecutors handling cri
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