Her Answer Shocks Everybody. If a girl sleeps with five guys, she is a... But if a guy sleeps with 50 girls, he is a legend. Why is that? Um, well, think about it. If a lock can be opened by five different keys, it's a terrible lock. But if one key can open 50 locks, that's a master key.
Okay. Um, I was in there cleaning the house and I thought, they ain't got an update on my purple raggedy shorts that my daughter hates so much and don't want me to wear nowhere. Please, I do it anyway. Um, I'm just letting y'all know, y'all ain't seen them all summer. Okay? We're in August, so like after Labor Day, summer leaves us. So I'll be ill
how me and that one bro talk to each other: (We're best friends) I think it's time for you to start to seriously consider salads. What do you mean? What do I mean? I mean get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck.
Part 4 😂🤣 I Called For A Massage... BIG MISTAKE 😂. You think that's gonna stop me? F*** no, bro. So I'm in there f***in' flickin', you know? Rubbin'. Flickin', what do I have a p***y? I got a fat p***y! F***in' moose knuckle, dawg, what's up? Big fat labia. No, I'm like, what is wrong with me, man? So I'm whackin' it into the dollar, but you know,
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